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Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas... Sell My Car!

Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas... Sell My Car!

Joseph Coupal - Friday, December 15, 2017

You know the song, “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, see my two front teeth.” Well, this one will have you singing “SELL MY CAR!” And “MERRY XMAS TO ME!” all the way to the bank faster than Ole Jolly himself can squeeze down your chimney!

Everyone stops and stares at me
My tires don’t match as you can see
It ain’t my fault for this catastrophe
But my little old wish for Christmas Eve is as plain as can be

What I want for Christmas ain’t my bottom teeth
My bottom teeth
See my bottom teeth 

Gosh, if I had matching tires I could roll down the street
And not miss a beat
Oh what a Merry Christmas that would be 

It seems so long since my brakes didn’t squeak
Gosh, oh boy, how happy I could be
If only my brakes didn’t squeak 

What I want for Christmas ain’t my bottom teeth
My bottom teeth
See my bottom teeth

Gosh if I could only a horn that worked
A horn that worked
See a horn that worked 

Then I could honk at the starin’ peeps
The starin’ peeps
See all the starin’ peeps 

Gosh, if I could only get the window up
The window up
See the window up
Then I wouldn’t need the role of tape and the plastic sheet
The role of tape and the plastic sheet
See the role of tape and the plastic sheet

Then I could sell my car for cold hard cash
Sell my car for cold hard cash
See sell my car for cold hard cash 

And have me a grand O-O-O-O-O-O-LE Merry Christmas!

Like what I did right there? Are you singing about your two front teeth right now? Ha!

Ok, get your paper and pen out right now! Open your letter with, “Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is to sell my car for cold hard cash!” Just joking, you’re too old to be writing to Santa. Put away the paper and the pen and use our short form to sell your car to CarBuyerUSA.com! We buy cars FAST, SAFE, AND EASY! If you your car is anything like the song, what are you waiting for? Make it a Merry Christmas to you this year! Let’s do some ho, ho, ho together!

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